10. Is that Mercedes leased, or did you buy it? About how many miles are on it?
9. Les Wexner admitted that his investment in The James was simply to help LeBoeuf beat cancer so he can keep shopping at The Limited.
8. Do you think you will be better in time for UA Civic Association “The Walk?”
7. Hoping for the best, but do you know if Heather ever said anything nice about me?
6. We are all interested in your colon surgery being successful but the webcam of the procedure idea was a bad idea.
5. This is a pretty strange way to get out of your ride in Pelotonia.
4. The James just announced a partnership with Giant Eagle. You’ll get gas points for each treatment!
3. The good news is they’ve discovered a way to keep the anesthesia from adversely affecting your Cialis.
2. The Dispatch called and they moved your 9% annual growth goal into this quarter.
Number 1 thing “NOT” to say to Bob while he recovers from surgery this week:
1. I see that you are recuperating, have you decided what to do with your OSU vs. UM tickets?