10. Is Chemo sort of like a food coma?
9. When I visited you at the James Cancer Hospital, the $2.00 parking voucher didn’t work, do you know who can I talk to about getting my money back?
8. I understand you got tickets to the Grateful Dead Concert in Chicago, if by chance you aren’t able to use them, are they spoken for?
7. We all get your a digital media innovator but aren’t you taking the Steve Jobs impression a little to far?
6. This is terrible for you . . . I mean you don’t look all that bad right now, but if this continues you’re going to have to rely more and more on your personality.
5. Chemo doesn’t seem that bad to me . . . the guy on Breaking Bad handled it without any problems.
4. Is Chemotherapy the same as Physical therapy except they use the the Latin word for “physical?”
3. I’m sure everything will work out fine for you, but seriously . . . do you think Heather will appreciate heavier guys like me a little more now?
2. What kind of “cocktails” do they serve at Chemotherapy . . . is it just beer and wine or do they also serve liquor?
and the No. 1 Thing “Not” To Say To Bob During Chemotherapy is
1. Next time you apply the Rogaine you might want to spread it more evenly.




